We’re GEN X and we have survived:
Y2K
Swine Flu
Bird Flu
Ebola Outbreak
The hole in the ozone layer
Mini Ice-Age
Jack-In-The Box E. Coli Outbreak
Cold War
Mad Cow Disease
Swallowing gum staying in our system for 7 years
The Peewee Herman shock
The Winter of Death
The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse
AIDS
SARS
ZIKA
Razor blades in our Halloween candy
Not licking stamps because it could be LSD
Earthquake drills
Bomb drills
Stop drop and roll (and none of us ever caught fire)
We were way too prepared for how to escape quicksand
Climate Change
COVID19
Monkey Pox
HantraVirus
We’re not afraid of explosive diarrhea.
Bring it on!